Cloudy With A Chance of Alcoholism and Anxiety: Ariana Grande’s “Breathin'” Video

After everyone was so “upset” over Ariana Grande releasing a sort of placeholder video for “Breathin’” starring her pet pig, Piggy Smalls, fans and detractors [Read More…]

First Wives Club, “Like A Virgin” (& A Dash of I Love Lucy) Infuse Ariana Grande’s First Live Performance of “thank u, next”

Every great performer is bound to fall metaphorically at times. Other times, however, that fall is literal–just ask Madonna, who barely lived down that infamous [Read More…]

“thank u, next” is a Celebration of the 21st Century Phenomenon Finding Its Way to More “Straight” Women Than Ever: Sologamy

Being that no one believes in the concept of “straight” in the post-twentieth century apocalypse we’ve chosen to ignore is happening, there can be no [Read More…]

That Embarrassing Moment When You’ve Written A Song Titled After Your Boyfriend & Then You Inevitably Break Up

Despite the ardency with which Ariana Grande announced of her decision to change the name of the song “Pete” on Sweetener to the even more [Read More…]

If People Are Going To Begrudge Ariana Grande of Anything, It Should Be Her Taste in Men, Not A Music Video Featuring Solely Her Pet Pig

As it becomes increasingly evident that Pete Davidson is dead weight to the “God Is A Woman” majesty of Ariana Grande, it would seem that [Read More…]