Some Kind of Heaven… Or Some Kind of Purgatory
“Getting old ain’t for sissies,” an aphorism most frequently attributed to Bette Davis, has changed tack over the years. Like millennials being accused of never [Read More…]
An Alternate Reality in the Edward Scissorhands Timeline Provides A Fan Fiction Field Day
Surely, we all remember that at the beginning of Tim Burton’s 1990 classic, Edward Scissorhands, Winona Ryder’s character, Kim Boggs, was a grandmother. Telling the [Read More…]
Framing Britney Spears Only Offers More of What We Already Know, While Shedding No Light On the Endless Amount That We Don’t
While many have been simply “agog” over a new episode–entitled “Framing Britney Spears”–of a show that no one previously watched before called The New York [Read More…]
The Weeknd Appropriately Brings His Patrick Bateman Act to Tom Brady’s Super Bowl
The so-called “only thing that still works in America” (per Saturday Night Live’s assessment) is also one of the many “things” people love to hate: [Read More…]
Macaroni in a Pot: (Who’s Afraid of) Malcolm & Marie
Sam Levinson has been in a talkative mood. One need only look to the last two episodes of Euphoria, structured to focus separately on Rue [Read More…]
Cardi B Wants to Convince Us 2021 Is on the “Up”
Never one for being subtle, Carid B’s latest single, “Up,” seems determined to assure us that things have just got to get better now that [Read More…]
Britney Provides a New Term for the DSM: “Exaholic”
As Britney Spears’ pillaging never knows any bounds, it’s been barely a month into the New Year, and another violation has occurred: the leak of [Read More…]
Megan Thee Stallion Pulls a “Toy Story” Meets NSYNC’s “It’s Gonna Be Me” For “Cry Baby” Video
After letting “Body” run its course as the first “official” single and video from Good News, Megan Thee Stallion is back to remind us why [Read More…]
Sabrina Carpenter Bares No “Skin,” Just Teeth, With Latest Song
On the heels of Olivia Rodrigo’s California-centric unrequited love anthem, “drivers license,” it seems more than a little suspect that Sabrina Carpenter (the presumed blonde [Read More…]
Olivia Rodrigo’s “drivers license”: A Love Song As Californian As They Come
Born in one of those “every town” sort of places in the Golden State–Temecula–it’s no surprise that Olivia Rodrigo should be an authority on how [Read More…]
