The Missed Opportunity to Take the Low Road in That “Thank U, Next” Version of the Burn Book

While most praised the very straightforward re-creation of four seminal 00s movies for Ariana Grande’s “Thank U, Next” video, it has to be said that [Read More…]

Unlike O.J., Miley Cyrus Becomes National Hero During High-Speed Police Chase in Dolly Partonesque “Nothing Breaks Like A Heart”

Miley Cyrus has never been any stranger to controversy in her post-Hannah Montana jailbreak, evoking media furor at every turn with pole dancing at the [Read More…]

Cloudy With A Chance of Alcoholism and Anxiety: Ariana Grande’s “Breathin'” Video

After everyone was so “upset” over Ariana Grande releasing a sort of placeholder video for “Breathin’” starring her pet pig, Piggy Smalls, fans and detractors [Read More…]

Choosing Dick Will Result in (Still Further) Regret: Clean Bandit, Marina and Luis Fonsi’s “Baby”

Though Generation Z would be remiss to remember a time in which it wasn’t chic to make declarations of being fluid (something Miranda Hobbes would [Read More…]

The Video for Charli XCX and Troye Sivan’s Reminds Us Just How Much the 90s Were Capitalism At Its Frivolous Best

Nobody likes a capitalist–anymore. Mainly because, in this day and age, it’s impossible to become one with the limited high-paying job positions available that don’t [Read More…]

We Are All Venice Bitches Thanks to A Song That Manages to Be Even More Nostalgic for A Time Past Than “Summertime Sadness”

If anyone knows the value of nostalgia, of how it can still cut to the quick of what’s left of human emotions, it is Lana [Read More…]