Category: Current Events
The Self-Quarantine of Betty Draper
As it’s already been noted, Americans experiencing the so-called hell of self-quarantine and the lockdown measures thereof (though it will never compare to the actions [Read More…]
Thinkin’ Bout How Harry and Marv Would Be Out of “Business” During the Age of the Lockdown
We already knew the 90s were a Golden Age in so many ways. A period not just when casual comfort was deemed the height of [Read More…]
Attempt at Changing Date of Halloween Celebrations Yet Another Sign of Pussy Times
Although this is ironically the most harrowing time in human existence, with the seeming constant threat of extinction looming once, you know, the food shortage [Read More…]
Lifestyles of the Rich and Stupid: Operation Varsity Blues
It wasn’t as though USC needed to further add to the unofficial true meaning (University of Spoiled Children) behind the school’s acronym, but this, naturally, [Read More…]
Capitulate to Your Class: The Kim Kardashian Private Firefighter Backlash & What It Says About Poor People Jealousy
For whatever bizarre and pointless reason, those who are, shall we say, poor (which, in the current year signifies not being a millionaire) still relish [Read More…]
Malala: Making American Youths Look Frivolous
As you may have heard by now, Malala Yousafzai has just won the Nobel Peace Prize. Her commitment to advocating for the education of women [Read More…]
