Tag: Kim Kardashian
The Narrative We All Never Asked to Be a Part Of Has Finally Ended–Though Kanye Still Probably Believes He and Taylor “Might Still Have Sex”
Throughout the barrage of announcements yesterday salivating over the hot gossip off the press that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would be filing for divorce [Read More…]
North’s Friesian Horses Redux
While seven years old isn’t exactly a milestone for any child, when you’re North West, it apparently warrants your very own Friesian horse. This is [Read More…]
Arrested Development, Paris Hilton Edition: What the Latest Documentary on the Socialite Reveals
If you asked anyone their immediate perception of Paris Hilton, they would either blink at you absently like you’re insane and pretend they haven’t thought [Read More…]
Elon Musk Has Taken Away Grimes’ Futuristic Steez With His Rendering of Her As a Scullery Maid
In the separate contagion that has spread solely between Kanye West and Elon Musk, the latter has also been embroiled in some Twitter drama with [Read More…]
Mondo Bullshittio #23: People Losing The Same Sense of Outrage They Had in 2017 When Kim Kardashian West Was Deemed America’s New First Lady
Continuing to experience outrage at this point is almost a herculean effort. For how does one keep up anymore with all the myriad facets of [Read More…]
Grimes, You Okay?, Or: Why Does This Image of Elon Musk and Kanye West Look Like They’ll Shoot You If You Don’t Buy A Tesla and Some Yeezys?
As Kanye West continues to be chill in the role of douchebag white businessman’s ally (despite the irony of having recently released the racially charged [Read More…]
Mondo Bullshittio #5: Lindsay Lohan Is Still Staging “Comebacks” Centered Around “Letting Go” of the Past (When the Past Is the Only Thing That’s Still Kept Her Afloat)
In a series called Mondo Bullshittio, let’s talk about some of the most glaring hypocrisies in pop culture… and all that it affects. Every time [Read More…]
Regina George Probably Would’ve Been Praised for Her Burgeoning Badonkadonk Rather Than Made Fun of For It in the Now
Back in 2004, when Mean Girls served as ostensibly the last truly iconic high school movie at the same level as Heathers or Clueless, our [Read More…]
Kiss of the Vampire Family: On the Kardashian-Jenners Dressing as Actual Talented Icons for Halloween
With the unveiling of Kylie Jenner’s first Halloween costume of the “season,” a certain pattern of the Kardashian-Jenner juggernaut has been encapsulated. That is to [Read More…]
Andy Warhol Is All Over The American Meme, Literally and Figuratively
“You are exactly what he would have loved,” Kathy Hilton tells her socialite daughter, Paris as they talk about Andy Warhol and flip through old [Read More…]