Calling Bullshit on Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian “Making Peace”

Ah, the delights of celebrity feuds. In a Twitter rant that may or may not have been part genuine, part publicity stunt, Kanye West set off a “peace talk” meeting that may never have occurred without his bizarre tirade against Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose. With Kanye’s undying preoccupation with Amber Rose perhaps sparking Kim K’s ire, maybe the latter thought it best to organize a powwow for the sole benefit of “taking the higher road.” After all, according to a “source,” “Making amends is something that Kim has wanted to do for a long time. Amber and Kim are both mothers, and it was the right thing to do.”

The duration of time that Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian were actually in the same room together is questionable, though one imagines a ten-minute maximum (which is a generous estimate) on such large egos being within a one-inch proximity of each other.

In fact, one envisions the entire “gathering” being orchestrated solely for the benefit of the selfie, with each Kanye-fucked woman posting the same picture using separate captions–Rose’s being “Swingers” and Kardashian’s being “Tea anyone?” Obviously each respective photo explanation is an indication of the over-the-top personas both women have worked toward cultivating. In Rose’s case, being the devil-may-care ho and, in Kardashian’s, being the “dainty” little wife (how quickly people forget the sex tape with Ray J).

The credibility of their “friendship” isn’t just faulty because it’s, well, them, but because women in general pride themselves on the games centered around keeping one’s friends close and one’s enemies closer. But, knowing these two, an orgy can’t be far behind when considering how ready they are to one-up each other. Kimber is the new Kimye.