The Kurt Cobain Guide to Life

On what would have been Kurt Cobain’s forty-seventh birthday, it seems pertinent to consider how the demigod of grunge would have instructed you to best live your life. Here are some ways for you to emulate Kurt’s unique approach to existence.

Whaaa?
Whaaa?

Never let anyone call you “the spokesman of a generation.” It’s just way too much pressure, especially when you’re supposed to be a slacker.

Never leave the Pacific Northwest.

Don’t ever wear anything other than flannel and denim, ever.

Junkie love.
Junkie love.

Take heroin in small doses.

Use your resentment toward your parents as artistic fuel.

Tantalize others by confusing them with your sexuality and that you “could probably be bisexual.”

Musical inspiration #1.
Musical inspiration #1.

The Beatles are life.

Courtney's romantic goals.
Courtney’s romantic goals.

Meet your soul mate at a Butthole Surfers concert.

Champagne--with an extra kick.
Champagne–with an extra kick.

Champagne and Rohypnol is a perfectly acceptable form of Nyquil.

The infamous suicide note.
The infamous suicide note.

Kill yourself.

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