Don’t Ever Get Married: The Purple Rain Mantra Applies to Tonya Harding Biopic I, Tonya

As The Kid’s father (a.k.a. “Francis L.”), warned him in Purple Rain, “Don’t ever get married.” Or at least don’t let someone’s abusive form of “love” lead you to lose sight of a goal you’ve worked your entire life toward. That’s the hardest lesson any woman starved for affection and …