“Respectful, Loving Space” Is the New “Conscious Uncoupling” Thanks to Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom

Though Orlando Bloom seemed like the perfect sexually appetitive boyfriend based on those photos of him grabbing Katy Perry’s tits like a preteen boy just discovering a real woman for the first time, it could very well have been his somewhat unusual penis that ultimately left Perry cold. Whatever the …

Madonna & Marilyn Minter: An Alliance That Makes Sense for More Reasons Than Just Alliteration

For those fortunate enough to gain entry into the Brooklyn Museum’s Brooklyn Talks series on January 19th–the eve of Obama’s final night as the holder of a peaceful presidency–it was plain to see from the outset (after an initial screening of Madonna’s 2013 short film, secretprojectrevolution, to set the tone for …

Don’t Cry For Me: Madonna’s Tears of A Clown Show (Including A Cover of “Toxic” As Homage to Donald Trump & Britney Spears’ Birthday)

Madonna has long ago reached the point of immunity, both in terms of the type of and extent of criticism she’s able to let wash over her and with what she’s capable of doing creatively. The Tears of A Clown show that she performed for Australian audiences back in March …

At Last Credit Where Credit Is Due: Madonna Wins Billboard’s Woman of the Year Distinction

In an era where it’s more common than not to completely shit on Madonna (generally because of her age), it’s uncannily refreshing to learn that one of the few major entities that hasn’t turned its back on Madonna is Billboard. Though they briefly lowered their standards last year upon awarding Lady …