Tag: Kim Kardashian
The Defunct Ability to Lampoon Presidents With the Marilyn Monroe “Happy Birthday” Shtick
In 1993, the inauguration of Bill Clinton left the Gen X denizens of the U.S. with a sense of potential hope for the future. Well, [Read More…]
Capitulate to Your Class: The Kim Kardashian Private Firefighter Backlash & What It Says About Poor People Jealousy
For whatever bizarre and pointless reason, those who are, shall we say, poor (which, in the current year signifies not being a millionaire) still relish [Read More…]
Wanting to Believe Kanye West Has A Master Plan, Is Sleeping With the Enemy for “Intent”–But Knowing Like Everything Else, It’s All A Raw Dog Operation
While most people have and are continuing to abandon the deranged ship that is Kanye West, some would still like to believe there is a [Read More…]
The Pot That Called The Kettle Black: Pete Davidson Mocking Kanye for Being a “Jackass”
Sensing the potential of Ariana Grande catching onto the very overt fact that she could do much better or, at the very least, go the [Read More…]
Celebrity Skin Care is the New Celebrity Fragrance: Paris Hilton’s ProD.N.A. to Take On Madonna’s MDNA
Because every celebrity isn’t a true celebrity until they have the means to bankroll a skin care line, it seems Paris Hilton is further asserting [Read More…]
“Boschian Spectacle” Is Perhaps Too Kind a Phrase to Describe the Image of Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian Together
It’s taken a few days to digest a certain image that one thought surely must have been the manufactured creation of Syrian legend Saint Hoax. [Read More…]
The New Kimoji Pack, Or: Is the Increased Commodification of Feminism Wrong?
When it comes to even normal emojis, things can tend to get scandalous with innuendo-laden dissection (the dictionary finally ceded to those with any lingering [Read More…]
That Probably Don’t Impress Madonna Much: Kourtney & Kim K’s Halloween 1991 Oscar Homage
The Kardashian-Jenner brood is no stranger to dressing like other celebrities for Halloween (see: Kylie Jenner’s version of Christina Aguilera from the “Dirrty” video)–after all, [Read More…]
The Remake of Spawn, Starring Kylie Jenner
There aren’t really too many scenarios in the realm of Kylie Jenner spawning another member of the Kardashian/Jenner brood at the tender age of twenty [Read More…]
Kanye West Right On Track for Midlife Crisis at 40
We all have our legitimate fears of aging, of “losing our edge,” as LCD Soundsystem might put it. But for someone like Kanye West, getting [Read More…]