Kristen Stewart and St. Vincent: Proof That Lesbianism Is Frequently A Straight Person’s Act of Desperation

Though Lindsay Lohan kind of blazed the trail back in 2008 with the whole straight woman randomly deciding to date another female trend, at least Samantha Ronson was already a lesbian (or bisexual, if you prefer) to begin with–making one-half of the relationship at least somewhat sensical. But in the …

Kanye West Cancels Rest of Tour Most Likely Because He Was Traumatized by Sacramento

Anyone who is not from Sacramento, who has not suffered the den of slack you experience the second from entering cannot possibly understand or empathize with what could have propelled the random tirade Kanye West went off on November 19th, the thirty-third performance of his Saint Pablo Tour since August. …