Pet Shop Boys Still Know Where the Hotspot(s) Are
Like their fellow 80s contemporary and occasional collaborator Madonna, the Pet Shop Boys have seen fit to bring us their fourteenth studio album, Hotspot, in [Read More…]
Reaction Shot: The Despairing Expression of Lana Del Rey at the Grammys Is A Reflection of All Those Who Lost to Billie Eilish
Billie Eilish may be the new resident princess of doom and gloom in the pop realm, but she had too much to smile about (or [Read More…]
Jessica Simpson’s Tell-All Is the One Britney Spears Should Be Giving Us
Perhaps only the hardened millennial girl willing to admit her age to herself will concede to acknowledging that Jessica Simpson was a pretty big fucking [Read More…]
No “Gentlemen” in England…Nor in the Tacit Generational Power Struggle: Guy Ritchie’s Latest Is A Biting Statement on Young Vs. Old
After the overt “for the paycheck” movie that was the live action remake of Aladdin last year, Guy Ritchie has seen fit to re-prove his [Read More…]
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: What A Woman Making A Successful Business Out of Cropping Your Ex Out of Photos Says About Our Society (& A Certain Generation In Particular)
Staying true to the realm of things that go viral, a woman offering to make profitable use of her Photoshop skills by way of cropping [Read More…]
Alexandra Savior Is Here to Pierce Us All By Way of Melancholy As The Archer Aims Right For the Heart
Tinged with Arctic Monkeys/The Last Shadow Puppets flair in spades, Alexandra Savior’s sophomore follow up to 2017’s Belladonna of Sadness, co-written with Alex Turner, the [Read More…]
Neurotic, Neurotic/Put Your Paws All Over Dolittle’s Neglected Body
In the face of Dolittle’s unanimous, Serenity-level panning (an unfortunate turn of events for the studio responsible for its release–Universal–that perhaps overly delights in the [Read More…]
The Difference Between Rich People “Making Lemonade Out of Lemons” vs. Broke Asses Having To Simply Eat Old, Bitter Half-Lemons: Parasite
To truly understand just how stuck in one’s station in life they are from the time of birth–how utterly irrelevant the myth of “capitalism” is–one [Read More…]
There’s Nothing Especially “Rare” About Selena Gomez’s New Album, But It Still Enlivens An Otherwise Bleak January
More than likely aware of a lack of much competition in the musical realm when January hits, Selena Gomez’s management and publicity team surely had [Read More…]
People Getting Excited About Britney Spears Having An Art Show “In France” Is Peak American Naïveté
Even if Britney Spears might not be in total, legitimate control of her life thanks to a seemingly endless battle over terminating the conservatorship that [Read More…]