A Psychological Breakdown of Your Issues By Pop Star

There’s a lot that can go wrong inside a person’s head, especially when she’s a woman. If you’ve ever felt depressed or irate over common issues like feeling fat or hating your significant other, then you can surely identify with one of the following pop star mental malfunctions–maybe even all of them at once.

The Britney Syndrome: You are not inside of your body; similar to dissociative personality disorder.

The Madonna Complex: You just want to be noticed, no matter the cost.

The Xtina Conundrum: Body dysmorhphia. But you also love eating.

The Beyonce Disorder: Megalomania.

The Miley Malady: Peter Pan Syndrome.

The Selena Affection: Christ complex.

The Mariah Problem: God complex.

The Kylie Crisis: Everyone knows who you are except in America.