A Psychological Breakdown of Your Issues By Pop Star

There’s a lot that can go wrong inside a person’s head, especially when she’s a woman. If you’ve ever felt depressed or irate over common issues like feeling fat or hating your significant other, then you can surely identify with one of the following pop star mental malfunctions–maybe even all of them at once.

Britney, bitch!
Britney, bitch!
The Britney Syndrome: You are not inside of your body; similar to dissociative personality disorder.
The lesser remembered attention-grabbing kiss from 2003
The lesser remembered attention-grabbing kiss from 2003
The Madonna Complex: You just want to be noticed, no matter the cost.
Pre-weight gain
Pre-weight gain
The Xtina Conundrum: Body dysmorhphia. But you also love eating.
Self-proclaimed ruler.
Self-proclaimed ruler.
The Beyonce Disorder: Megalomania.
Just stop.
Just stop.
The Miley Malady: Peter Pan Syndrome.
All too willing to trust
All too willing to trust
The Selena Affection: Christ complex.
Home Shopping Network
Home Shopping Network
The Mariah Problem: God complex.
You know me?
You know me?
The Kylie Crisis: Everyone knows who you are except in America.