Month: June 2017
Generation L.O.V.E.L.E.S.S.: Melodrama Automatically Joins the Ranks of Greatest Breakup Albums
Now that Lorde has officially secured her first number one album with Melodrama, it goes without saying that the only subject matter that will forever [Read More…]
I Can’t Make You Love Me If You Don’t–Unless You’re Antonio Banderas in Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
At the outset of every relationship, he who is least attracted/into it starts with the upper hand. It is a simple mathematical formula for enchantment [Read More…]
The Beguiled: Polyamory in the 1800s
Men and women can’t be friends. Especially when there’s a palpable attraction to penetrate. They can really only be lovers or enemies. One usually leading [Read More…]
Catfight: The Nonsensical Film About Mutual Female Contempt You Didn’t Know You Needed
Upon watching a trailer for Catfight, you might suppose there would be more detail to the premise behind Veronica (Sandra Oh) and Ashley’s (Anne Heche) [Read More…]
All Tears Flow From the Same Source: Beatriz At Dinner
The class divide between the poor and the rich isn’t a subject unexplored in American cinema, and yet, it takes on a new and darker [Read More…]
LDR Aging & The Deterioration of Cuteness When It Comes to Expressing Suicidal Desires
What they don’t tell you when you’re in junior high and high school (in addition to the fact that life will only either get worse [Read More…]
Yes, It’s Mildly Concerning That Sofia Coppola Doesn’t Know What the Bechdel Test Is
Maybe it has to do with growing up as the daughter of the director of one of the most machismo-driven films ever made, The Godfather, [Read More…]
Katy Perry Kind of A Pussy for Reneging on “Swish Swish” Lyrics
Though Katy Perry might not have technically made the declaration, “Don’t be tryna double back, I already despise you/All that fake love you showin’ couldn’t [Read More…]
Even In Death, Carrie Fisher Proves Her Endless Ability to Be A Bad Bitch
Yeah, some people still like to tout that drugs aren’t cool, but it still can’t be denied that all the baddest bitches have done them [Read More…]
Dolce & Gabbana to Miley: We’re Italian, We Don’t Care
Sometimes it’s too hard to dig up contempt for Dolce & Gabbana with regard to their recent display of narrow-mindedness, specifically their controversial IVF stance (made [Read More…]