Mariah Carey’s Stream of Consciousness In Between Lip Syncing Merely Final Gasp of 2016’s Corpse

Mariah Carey hasn’t truly topped her penchant for theatrics of a lunatic-geared nature since that time in July of 2001 when she made a surprise (“unannounced to me” as Carson Daly made clear) appearance on TRL wearing nothing more than an oversized “Loverboy” t-shirt and pushing an ice cream cart. Stripping …