Month: July 2015
In The Name of All That Is Holy & Italian, Do Not Remake La Dolce Vita
Now that Anita Ekberg is dead to join Fellini in rolling over in his grave, certain parties have now seen fit to ruin another classic. [Read More…]
Hannah Horvath Is Wrong: Living in New York Does Not Automatically Make You More Interesting Than People Who Don’t
One of the many fallacies propagated by Hannah Horvath a.k.a. Lena Dunham is the quote, “You are from New York, therefore you are naturally interesting.” [Read More…]
My Pussy Doesn’t Taste Like Pepsi Cola: How Celebrities Have Cultivated A New Breed of Things to Covet
It used to be that thinness was about the only thing a girl needed to covet in terms of how female celebrities looked. Gone are [Read More…]
Nostalgia: A Dangerous Drug
With the recent reinvigorated obsession with Seinfeld thanks to every episode being made available on Hulu, it feels as though a time warp back to [Read More…]
Get Locked In To Locke
The one-location film is never easy to execute. Or rather, it’s easy to execute, but almost impossible to sustain an engaging and entertaining tone throughout. [Read More…]
Morrissey’s “America Is Not The World” Might Be the Most Patriotic Song About The Country
Whenever Fourth of July rolls around, people like to don their American flag garb and call themselves patriotic. But what really makes for patriotism is [Read More…]
Amy, Patron Saint of Emotions
To say that Amy Winehouse was a legend and an icon is no overstatement. But it is something largely built around what the public, the [Read More…]
Nuns Against Katy Perry
When you’re Katy Perry, there’s a general tendency for a lot of people to be against you. Like her occasional mentor, Madonna, Perry has the [Read More…]
Brooklyn Baby: Michelle Williams Continues to Assert Herself as the Real Estate Guru of the Borough
Just when you thought Michelle Williams had lost her Brooklyn cool cachet to Christina Ricci, who recently bought a house beneath the BQE, she goes [Read More…]
Rihanna Wants Blood in “Bitch Better Have My Money” Video
On Rihanna’s quest to make more timeless music, the age-old desire one feels to collect debt has risen from her creative psyche (or rather, someone [Read More…]