Month: November 2014
Vivienne Westwood Does Not Care About Poor People
Vivienne Westwood, who probably hasn’t been poor since the 1970s, has recently made a comment that’s shocked the polite status quo of London. After delivering [Read More…]
On the Antiquatedness of Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Lyrics
There are a number of reasons why Avril Lavigne’s 2002 single, “Sk8er Boi,” is lyrically (and musically) obsolete. The chief cause for this antiquatedness is [Read More…]
Nicki Minaj “Backs” Down
Nicki Minaj, usually someone Madonna would deem an #unapologeticbitch, has done something even more shocking than creating a music video chock full of Nazi imagery: [Read More…]
The Mean Girls Reunion Spread Indicates None of the Former Cast Members Have Shit to Do
When Mean Girls came out, all those years ago in 2004, it was already being likened to a modern day Heathers. Ten years later, it’s [Read More…]
The Gospel of Gosling: An Inept Birthday Poem
Who are you? Are we supposed to know? You stand there unmoved, impenetrable with that labia of a mouth. Will anyone ever get to the [Read More…]
The New Season of High Maintenance Goes to Even Darker Places
Just when you thought High Maintenance might not stand a chance, it became the first show to become a part of Vimeo’s original programming. Now [Read More…]
Kim K: Continuously Solidifying the Notion That You Don’t Need Talent in America, Just a Body
Just when you thought Kim Kardashian had run out of ways to get attention after appearing in a disgustingly maudlin video with Kanye West, having [Read More…]
The Aesthetic Similarities Between Shailene Woodley and Gaby Hoffmann
To the untrained eye, it might seem as though there is nothing aesthetically similar between Shailene Woodley and Gaby Hoffmann. The two share a ten [Read More…]
The Unexpected Wisdom of “Blank Space”
Taylor Swift, recently reamed for creating the worst anthem about New York City ever, has come back with a fighting swing using her latest single [Read More…]
Spice Girls’ “Wannabe” Being Deemed Catchiest Song of All-Time Just Might Mean the Earth is Made Up of Mongoloids
No one loves the Spice Girls more than me, except maybe David Beckham, but a recent scientific study conducted by the University of Amsterdam that’s [Read More…]