The Mean Girls Reunion Spread Indicates None of the Former Cast Members Have Shit to Do

When Mean Girls came out, all those years ago in 2004, it was already being likened to a modern day Heathers. Ten years later, it’s reached mythic status in the history of teen movies. With every aspect of it–right down to the minutiae (see: October 3rd)–being scrutinized for meaning and …

Spice Girls’ “Wannabe” Being Deemed Catchiest Song of All-Time Just Might Mean the Earth is Made Up of Mongoloids

No one loves the Spice Girls more than me, except maybe David Beckham, but a recent scientific study conducted by the University of Amsterdam that’s revealed “Wannabe” to be the “catchiest song of all time” doesn’t seem to bode all that well for the human race. According to the study, …