Month: September 2014
Lifetime Continues to Decimate the Memory of Various Dead People With an Aaliyah Biopic
In addition to perfecting the art of the trashy TV movie, Lifetime has now fine-tuned the art of the trashy TV biopic. In the aftermath [Read More…]
The Sexual Connotations of Nicki Minaj’s Backside
Considering there has never been an ass as robust and controversial as Nicki Minaj’s in the history of hip hop or pop culture in general, [Read More…]
The Unfortunate Underrating of Desi Arnaz as a Musician
Desi Arnaz, more commonly known as Ricky Ricardo or Lucy’s husband from I Love Lucy, was one of the most unique musicians to grace the [Read More…]
Runaround Sue: The Original Slut
Some may argue that sluts have been in existence since the dawn of time/the Bible, but the modern incarnation of the meaning was truly honed [Read More…]
Azealia Banks Reminds Us of Her General Fierceness With “Chasing Time”
The last time Azealia Banks was notable, Iggy Azalea had yet to blow up and confuse us all about the spelling of Azealia. Her previous [Read More…]
I Dream of Anna Karina
Has there ever been a French goddess as captivating as Anna Karina? Sure, you have Brigitte Bardot and Catherine Deneuve, but those are just your [Read More…]
J. Lo and Iggy Azalea’s “Booty” Exhibits a Lackluster Attempt to Compete Against Nicki Minaj
It’s a sad affair when two white girls (Jennifer Lopez has, by this time, evolved into a white woman) make an attempt to have an [Read More…]
Is “Millennialism” A Crime?
The term “millennialism” has many associations, though in the technical sense, it’s a theory about Christ reigning for one thousand years before the final judgement. [Read More…]
On The Correlation of Celebrity Perfumes and An Ensuing Career Demise
There is no short supply of celebrity fragrances in this life. In general, becoming famous automatically means you’ll eventually have to brand your own scent. [Read More…]
Jayne Mansfield: The Ultimate Symbol of the Meaning Behind Don DeLillo’s Underworld
Jayne Mansfield may very well have been one of the first emblems of life in a postmodern world. Thus, her strong presence throughout Don DeLillo’s [Read More…]